That's right folks, I'm off the 40 days and nights of no pork, no red meat, and no juice wagon! And Tuesday night I treated myself to what I've been craving for so long:
a bacon cheeseburger and a cold fruity drink.
And it was delicious. It was glorious. It was everything I dreamed it would be and more.
And then there was Juice...Blood Orange Italian Soda from Target, to be more specific.
--Italian soda is made with sugar and not high fructose corn syrup, therefore I don't feel guilty for my indulgence--
*disclaimer, there were several full bottles of Italian Soda left after Easter dinner, and I only brought one home with me. I deserve a reward for my self restraint*
I was going to post the self portrait of me stuffing my face with that delicious heart attack on a plate, but decided against it. Fate can have a cruel sense of humor sometimes, and if I post tht picture, then most certainly my future employer or future husband will somehow stumble across said picture, and of course my chances for future employment and/or wedded bliss will be ruined forever.
I should note that after 40 days of only eating chicken and some crab dip, assaulting my digestive system with lamb, pork, and beef in a three day period [did i mention I had a waffle sandwich from Dunkin' Donuts on Monday? and that there were 4 types of meat at Easter dinner?] was probably not the best idea...
Did I kind of feel like I just ate a truck tire after inhaling that burger? YES
Would I do it again. DAMN SKIPPY
Will I be having more red meat in the near future. Not likely...